Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3


	NAME	Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3
	LANGUAGE	Multi
	RELEASE	2025
	GENRE	RPG

Info

Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 is “committing to the bit” so hard that it hurts. It’s a sequel to a game series that doesn’t exist, complete with lore and a fictional development team. It’s a game where match-3 is used not just for combat, but for lockpicking doors, debating robots, and swallowing a bunch of diamonds in front of a notorious gem thief so that he can’t steal them first. It is, all genre elements considered, a match-3 survival horror comedy RPG metroidvania, and it’s rad as hell.

20 years ago, Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion emerged as a smash-hit genre fusion, casting fan-favorite protagonist Jack Briar in a fast-paced puzzle adventure.

8 years ago, Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 was announced on the biggest stage in gaming.

This is what happened next.

What is this?

A match-3 metroidvania–or matchroidvania –exploring the development of a sequel to a game series that doesn’t exist.

Another wild genre fusion from the developers behind Clickolding, I Am Your Beast, and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

A story about sequels, game development, and the horrible, beautiful things that happen when the foundation of your reality falls apart.

Part match-3 metroidvania, part choice-based narrative, part survival horror parody, part joyful wheel-spinning nightmare.

A game that could only work with a polka soundtrack, provided by award-winning composer David Mason (Dredge, Life Eater).

Committing to the bit.

System Requirements

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 8; 64-bit
Processor: @ 2 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000
Storage: 10 GB available space
Sound Card: Please.
Additional Notes: It’s not a very intensive game, but it *can* look really stylish.